what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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