I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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