Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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