She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We're too hungover to prance.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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