I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
