Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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