Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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