I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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