Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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