We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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