Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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