If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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