Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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