tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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