she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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