dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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