god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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