google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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