This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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