Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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