I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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