i think i have herpe
just one?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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