he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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