I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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