I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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