I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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