Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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