I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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