yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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