Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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