dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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