But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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