Swine flu. Run for my life!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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