just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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