Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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