white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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