Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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