whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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