new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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