4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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