benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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