Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We need to rekindle our bromance
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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