found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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