i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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