So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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