you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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