Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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