Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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