I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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