Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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