And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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