My brain says no but my pants say off.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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