she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
