grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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