the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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